Bitch I might be

misterpornographic:

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

cellazar-slytherin:

Gay rights activists: known universally for their awesome signs

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planetclifford:

imagine being his girlfriend and you’re at his concert and you do something silly and he notices and gets embarrassed brdjnvx i hate myself :))))))

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mereperf:

man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you

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